barreleye fish 4ever - drew gooden appears in my dreams and it never ends in his favor - drew should never go inside of a waterpark he's gonna get loaded into the hospital plastic shooting people machine - kris dreemurr c6 - real barreleyes are typically solitary - lament our descent into some ancient reptilian form like an agnostic transubstantiation - season four episode twenty five of wild kratts was first aired in 2016, and included crazy eyes, a barreleye fish. he has not appeared in the nearly ten years since. - kris dreemurr uses they/them pronouns - despite what you may see here, barreleye fish are tiny, some pacific barrleye never making it to five inches - kristoff, krison - i played project sekai with zodyl typhon and he said hatsune miku reminded him of his divorce - barreleyes are hardly researched enough - this website tastes like dried apple chips - some barreleye fish have glowing organs due to bioluminescent bacteria - all cops are bastards - site used to be way more tan colored and it made me freak out and kill it

welcome

i first found out about barreleye fish from the wild kratts episode creatures of the deep sea in 2016. now i love them to death and more people should know about them.

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updates

  • 6/29/2026 a few tweaks of areas that were bugging me
  • 6/29/2026 flocked together
  • 4/22/2026 uploaded what this will turn into
  • 4/6/2026 finished my arcane shrine
  • 7/23/1983 poked the bear
  • 3/12/2026 updated header
  • 2/14/2026 bit the hand that feeds me
  • 2/4/2026 beat a dead horse
  • fish of the month is

    the whitespotted bamboo shark is part of the wobbegong family. the word wobbegong itself comes from an Australian word with the meaning "shaggy beard," in reference to the barbels these sharks use to find their food and sense the ocean floor. the alternative word for wobbegong sharks is carpet sharks, as they tend to have very pretty patterns like a woven carpet. however i think wobbegong sounds much more fun.

    these sharks are nocturnal, and can even be kept as a pet under the right conditions. they're a marine species, and for the most part are native to the pacific coral reefs of Indonesia and China, but can be found all the way from India to Japan. whitespotted bamboo sharks also kept in aquariums and live up to twenty years or more in captivity.

    they're my first shark for fish of the month, as wobbegong sharks are generally some of my favorite kinds of sharks with how round and patterned they are. they're our second coral reef dwelling fish, which is hardly a suprise as 25% of marine life relies on the health of coral reefs. even more so with how little of the ocean is known, that 25% feels so much bigger because of the proximity coral reefs have to us in comparison to the lower parts of the ocean. it's there we can find the fish that are colorful and patterned for camoflauge and can be supported in aquariums, we see them all the time. but at the moment, 84% of coral reefs are undergoing a mass bleaching, as the algae producing coral's main food source cannot survive in warming waters. generally, the average person isn't to blame for this; that isn't to say that this would happen if not for human industrialization and pollution.

    i'm not under the impression a random neocities blog will change anyone's mind on such a divisive topic as global warming, but i encourage you to research it yourself. the steps needed to keep ecosystems safe aren't going to be solved by individuals. the preservation of our oceans require systematic change to how governments and corporations operate, and the policies that hold them accountable.

    july, 2026 - woke police over here but coral reefs are important

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    about me

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    i'm a sixteen year old in the middle of nowhere louisiana who doesn't leave my house. i picked up html a year or so ago, and it consumed my life up until i published this website. my biggest hope for it is that i can talk about my fish and get you to play deltarune.

    i don't like putting things that i find too personal up on the internet, so tiny itty bitty politics!! this is an ACAB, anti prison system and anti capitalist zone. if that doesn't tickle your fancy there's plenty of buttons for closing the tab.

    unsorted things i like

    deltarune, look back, arcane, gravity falls, sherlock, arrested development, the owl house, ersatz, ena, song of the sea, the summer hikaru died, escaped chasm, undertale, things i'm forgetting, etc etc. i'm an anime only witch hat atelier enjoyer and i hate sad space movies.